Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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