Me. At least after what I've been through.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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