then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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