as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
ok first of all what the fuck
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize