It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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