My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
this hospital has no fireball
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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