"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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