Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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