found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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