normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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