if i can run in heels then i can drive
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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