he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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