Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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