i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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