I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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