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If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.

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(254): View more from Texas

you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room

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(209): View more from California

kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.

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(847): View more from Illinois

she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides

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(520): View more from Arizona

When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.

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Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?

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(904): View more from Florida

Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day

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(734): View more from Michigan

I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation

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(805): View more from California

You left your phone here

(805): View more from California

Wait...

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