I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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