is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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