just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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