2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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