After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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