Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Randomize
