Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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