their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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