Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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