we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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