Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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