My brain says no but my pants say off.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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