i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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