Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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