But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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