I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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