Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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