i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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