I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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