ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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