I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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