do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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