you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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