Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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