im six kinds of drunk right now
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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