I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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