I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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