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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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