how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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