Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
well you can't waste a boner
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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