I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
