Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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