They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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