drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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