I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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