I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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