awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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